favourite person on tv: bob mortimer.

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just so you know, i love bob mortimer.

his stories on “would i lie to you” are the best things that happened to tv. ever.

(on the show “would i lie to you” there are two teams telling each other outrageous stories. the other team has to guess whether each story is true or a lie.)

there’s a new video with all of the “mortimerian tales”:

my favourites are these:
00:07 – I once set fire to my house with a box of fireworks.
06:50 – The police once ordered me to leave town because I was frightening the locals.
26:27 – As a teenager, I used to terrorise my neighbourhood with a game I invented called “Theft and Shrubbery”.
45:35 – I can break an apple in half with my bare hands.

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